Oh Martha, oh Martha. Where do I even begin with you. For those of you who have yet to hear my rants, Martha is the middle-aged office administrator who resides in my cubicle at the daily nightmare I call employment. Referring to herself as the “Den Mother”, Martha […]
If you missed the MLB All-Star Game, which, unfortunately, many of you probably did, it was rather blah, other than the players being mic’ed up, which was cool at times. Since the game does not mean much, part of the cool thing about the All-Star week is more […]
New Years eve is a transcendent time where people universally celebrate the dawn of a new year. A chance to start over, be somebody completely different. One night you can be the biggest piece of shit, yet, January 1st hits and you wake up mother Teressa. In the […]
After taking a long and meticulous gander at myself in the mirror, depression sank in. The once chiseled 6th grade physique I once had, was replaced with flabby torso complimented with bitch tits. Due to treating my liver and arteries like a punching bag soaked in acid the […]
Today, many of you recognize Nicolas Cage as the Hollywood powerhouse known for churning out shitty, straight to DVD movies. True fans, however, know that there was a time where Nicolas was on top of the movie industry. No one really knows the exact number of movies Nicolas […]
About a year ago I decided to re-download Tinder. I had been on and off (and on and off, and on and off) the dating apps over the course of a few years. Even though my experience on the apps thus far had been a trying experience filled […]
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–Trent
-Phil
-Rachel
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