It’s bound to happen. You work with the same people every day at the same shitty job that consumes most of your life. Eventually, you will develop relationships with these coworkers and maybe even socialize with them outside of work. You will feel an attraction towards some, and […]
So, I’m at the bar pounding my 12th beer when some rocket strolls by looking like a tall delectable glass of milk. As appetizing as she may be, I’m at the point where In my night where I need to rip a dart. The question lingers, do I […]
Well, well, well how the turn tables Mr. Benjamin. It’s been a tough year for the Bills Mafia. First their prize possession Nathan Peterman. Now? Hungry Howie’s favorite receiver has left Buffalo. Kelvin “BO BO” Benjamin was released by the Buffalo Bills this past week despite their […]
This article was submitted anonymously. Everyone has that one thing that keeps them going in life. For example, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol or smoking piles of weed to get them […]
With a heavy French and Spanish background, New Orleans is by far one of the most culturally rich cities in this great nation. Each year, millions of people travel to this city to get experience the birth place of jazz, view the historic architecture, and feel that Voodoo […]
Ever since I was a child I’ve been a fan of movies, especially superhero movies. All I wanted to be growing up was one of those super heroes I would see in the movies. I’d pray that one day I’d wake up jacked shitless with super human strength […]
Another hopeless escapade flushed down the toilet. Another opportunity with the mythical species that is the female squandered. I decided to proceed along the whole “self improvement, No more Mr. nice guy” plan all my friends and the self-help gods have been raving about. I’ve exhausted about every […]
Consistently losing games for four-year? “Rebuilding” Plethora of penalties on third and short? “ We have to do a better job” Bushwhacked by the Buffalo Bills? “ They were the better team today” This fucking guy. There should be an initiation, or disclaimer, when becoming a New York […]
I’m not a fighter. I’d love to tell you that I’m a lover not a fighter, but my game is weak in the love department as well. I’ve had some coworkers that I just wanted to shake the shit out of, but never really ever had the urge […]
In the year 1920, the United States would begin it’s journey through Prohibition, which would last until 1933. During this time, the nation would ban the production and distribution of alcohol, leaving the entire country sober…except for Kansas City. That’s right, these wonderful people chose to ignore the […]
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