My Problem with Taken
For those of you who aren’t familiar with the movie Taken, stop reading this and go watch it right now. If you refuse and insist on reading this without watching, just know that there will be some spoilers. But the movie is like 10 years old so that’s […]
Fantasy Loser’s: KFC Bucket Challenge
Cure the Hangover: Sex
Sex. For centuries it has been the world’s most favorite past time. It’s what we all strive to include in our daily routine. It’s why we spend so much of our time swiping on apps and going on shitty dates. If we don’t get enough of it we […]
True Detective: “Hot Lori” is a Hoyt!
This girl(Hot Lori as I will call her) is involved somehow. IMDB credits Hot Lori for 3 episodes(including last night’s which I did not see her in) Unless I missed Hot Lori in last night’s episode, she has only been in two episodes of the 3 and we […]
Conspiracy Cubicle: True Detective
Two more episodes left in Season 3. Time flies when you’re having fun, or when you’re trying to remember what has happened like Detective Hayes. I’ll save the recap for the critics and give you some good old fashioned detective work on what may lie ahead for the […]
Let’s Talk about Valentine’s Day
Don Draper: “‘She won’t get married because she’s never been in love.’ I think I wrote that to sell nylons.” Girl: “For a lot of people love isn’t just a slogan.” Don Draper: “When you mean love you mean a big lightning bolt to […]
Alone on Valentines Day? Hooters to the rescue
Valentines Day what a freaking time. A time where I get to watch attractive people spend a joy filled day pampering their selves with red wine, roses, love and sex. Meanwhile, I sit sulking in the corner knowing later I’ll be spending the evening alone using my tears […]
Embarrassing Moments: Trapped in a Cage
Fun Station U.S.A. was the ultimate one stop shop for fun in our town. You may have had something similar where you grow up. It was a huge warehouse type place that included everything from arcade games to ball pits to basketball courts. This place had everything a […]
Keys to Success: Masturbating at Work
It was just a normal day at work. I walked into the bathroom and approached the urinal as I had hundreds of times before. As I begin to do my business, I hear a ruffle in the stall behind me. At first I thought he was wiping himself, […]
