Another weekend in the books, another brutal Monday morning spent dodging your boss in the bathroom, pooping out the Sunday scaries. As you tremble in your cubicle awaiting the countless emails awaiting you, you begin to reflect on your sins of the weekend. From a overdraft bank account to being blocked on Bumble, your dirty deeds of the weekend begin to come to light. The deranged Booze Hound you evolved into these past few days has digressed to the cubicle warrior who wears tipple pleaded khakis. As you slouch at your desk avoiding reality, scroll through these memoirs of the weekend and you may just feel better about yourself. Odds are you won’t.
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