I don’t even know where to begin. The Green Bay Packers LOST to the Washington Redskins. How in the fuck is that possible. I literally don’t even know where to begin. How about we start with our defense. Let me re-phrase this – how about we start with WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DEFENSE? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO LET ALEX SMITH….ALEX FUCKING SMITH THE ASSHAT WHO LOST HIS STARTING JOB TO THAT ONE QUATERBACK WHO TAKES A KNEE DURING THE ANTHEM (WE DON’T SAY HIS NAME). The defense is just a joke at this point. Kentrell Brice needed to bet cut from the roster during halftime. You are a free safety and you can’t find the ball in the air on a 60 yard throw that HELEN KELLER COULD HAVE FUCKING INTERCEPTED?!?!?! So boom, down 7-0 right off the bat, but don’t worry Brice will make up for it.
Ha- SIKE BITCH
Writing this on Tuesday at work and I still just want to punch a hole in the wall.
On top of his SPECTACULAR defense, let’s talk about how he put his head down to make a tackle *HINT – The first thing you learn in pop warner football is keep your fucking head up* HE MISSES THE TACKLE and on top of that he rolls into our newly acquired defensive end Muhammad Wilkerson and absolutely destroyed this mans ankle. Boom – carted off, out for season, leaving the field on a cart in tears. You are a piece of shit Kentrell.
I am not even going to get started on the bullshit penalties being called against Clay Matthews because then I probably will break my computer in half. Week 1 was roughing the passer 100%, but the penalty last week and this week was just erroneous.
Now, the offense. Dear Christ I don’t even know where to begin here either. Randall Cobb – listen I love you and you won us week 1 against the Bears….but hey reality check – YOU ARE A WIDE RECEIVER YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE BALL NOT DROP IT. AND WHEN YOU DO CATCH IT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HOLD ONTO IT NOT FUMBLE IT.
All my anxiety is back and writing this will probably ruin my day but I need to get this off my chest.
We just looked like a pile of dog shit on both sides of the ball and now I have to deal with the fact we are 1-1-1….. Yes that is the Green Bay Packers record. The worst part is the Bears are leading the division….let that sink in people.
We have the Bills at home this coming Sunday and honestly, I don’t even know if we are going to win.
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