I’m not a fighter. I’d love to tell you that I’m a lover not a fighter, but my game is weak in the love department as well. I’ve had some coworkers that I just wanted to shake the shit out of, but never really ever had the urge […]
In the year 1920, the United States would begin it’s journey through Prohibition, which would last until 1933. During this time, the nation would ban the production and distribution of alcohol, leaving the entire country sober…except for Kansas City. That’s right, these wonderful people chose to ignore the […]
If you haven’t read my last memoir on how to better yourself and open the flood gates, check into that first. Now that you’re all caught up, lets get down to business. Being waxing salons are practicing reverse sexism and don’t offer the Brazilian wax to males, I […]
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A quarter by quarter breakdown of the NFL’s biggest piece of shit team: The Carolina Panthers Quarter 1 Are you kidding me? These Seahawks refs!?? The replacement refs are back!!!! Instead of a fruitful 1st and goal, turn over on downs due to the clowns that are Goodell’s […]
The fact that I am breathing to write this article is a miracle. I promised myself if LSU lost I would drown myself….. But here I stand today still cringing to the fact that A&M somehow pulled off the win #fuckyourefs. But you know what you can’t […]
Monday, I got my Office Jockey Email subscription and had been called out by the ‘Double Down Daddy.’ I did not know this was coming, as far as I knew, he had hung up the spikes due to some bad beats. This is what made me start spewing […]