The fact that I am breathing to write this article is a miracle.

I promised myself if LSU lost I would drown myself….. But here I stand today still cringing to the fact that A&M somehow pulled off the win #fuckyourefs. But you know what you can’t live in the past so here are my picks (that I highly encourage you don’t take today)

Raiders ML (+500 is just too good to pass up…keep this bet very low)

Panthers ML

Dolphins/Colts under 52

Patriots ML

Bills/Jags over 36.5

Browns (Pick em)

Best of luck to everyone except the Parlay Prince