After making us suffer for nearly 2 years, HBO and its prominent series Game of Thrones is back. Can I get a frick yeah!? Game of Thrones is arguably the most popular show in modern history and perhaps of all time. Nudity, incest, graphic killings, characters getting their privates dismembered and heads crushed in. It takes a sick person to watch this show and and I can’t even imagine the type of childhood George R. R. Martin had to write this sick shit, but yet, here we all are on the edge of our seat anxiously pondering, who will take their place on the iron Throne? Who will it be? Cersi? Night king? Hot Pie??? Check out our theories below on who will end up on the throne, who will die and most imporetently… whose getting naked on screen. Merits are based on a 1-10 scale.
Daenerys Targaryen
Superlative: Most likely to have sex with their Nephew
Iron Throne odds: 7/10
Death: 5/10
Chance of Nudity: 3/10
Jon Snow
Superlative: Most Likely to have sex with their aunt
Iron Throne odds:8/10
Death: 5/10
Chance of Nudity: 0/10- HBO hates showing penis
Sansa Stark
Superlative: Most Likely be married two times before the age of 22
Iron Throne odds: 8/10
Death: 2/10
Chance of Nudity: 0/10
Arya Stark
Superlative: Most likely to be a two-faced person (get it!!??)
Death: 6/10
Iron Throne Odds: 2/10
Chance of Nudity: 0/10 Bran Stark
Superlative: Most likely to be the Zodiac killer
Death: 4/10
Iron Throne odds: 5/10
Chance of Nudity: 0/10
Chance of being the night king: 99/100
Cersei Lannister
Superlative: Most likely to bang their brother and piss off all of Westeros
Death: 10/10
Iron Throne odds: 0/10
Nudity: 8/10
Jamie Lanister
Superlative: Most Likely to suck as a freshmen but by Senior year, most of the school likes him
Iron throne odds: 2/10
Nudity:0/10
Death: 8/10
Tyrion Lanister
Superlative: Most likely to get drunk and piss their pants
Iron throne odds: 6/10
Nudity: 0/10
Death: 6/10
Brienne of Tarth
Superlative: Most likely to play catcher on the women’s high school softball team
Iron throne: 0/10
Nudity: 0/10
Death:4/10
Bronn
Superlative: Most likely to be arrested for soliciting prostitution
Iron Throne: 0/10
Nudity:0/10
Death: 6/10
Theon Greyjoy
Superlative: Most likely to find Viagra useless
Iron Throne: 0/10
Nudity: His penis is gone so 0/10
Death: 8/10
Yara Greyjoy
Superlative: Captain of the wrestling team
Iron Throne: 0/10
Nudity: 3/10
Death: 8/10
Euron Greyjoy
Superlative: Most likely to be expelled from school for starting a riot
Iron Throne: 0/10
Nudity: 1/10
Death: 9/10
Samwell Tarly
Superlative: Most Likely to be the most unlikely one to point out that fornicating wasn’t exactly against the nights watch vow
Iron Throne: 2/10
Nudity: 6/10 (Gilly Gilly)
Death: 1/10
The Hound
Superlative: Most Likely to make you laugh by saying the c word
Iron Throne: 0/10
Nudity: 1/10
Death: 9/10
The Mountain
Superlative: Voted most likely to beat up the principal in highschool
Iron Throne: 0/10
Nudity: is he a robot?
Death: 9/10
Tormund Giantsbane
Superlative: Most likely to get caught putting video cameras in the womens locker room
Iron throne: 0/10
Nudity: 1/10
Death: 9/10
Jorah Mormont
Superlative: Most Likely to get Friend Zone/Cucked
Iron throne: 0/10
Nudity: 3/10
Death: 9/10
The red women
Superlative: Most Likely to Burn You Alive
Iron throne: 9.6/10
Nudity: 10/10
Death: 9/10
Gendry
Superlative: Most likely to disappear and randomly play a major role
Iron throne: 6/10
Nudity: 5/10 (people forget the red woman rode him early in the show)
Death: 4/10

Co-Written by the Parlay Prince

Co written by Clarky
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