Welcome back to another segment of cinema with Clarky. This week we’re diving into the heart of 2012 with SPRING BREAKERS! With a rather stout cast of James Franco, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgeson…. you’d think this film would have some potential. Yet, it flops harder than Lebron with a calf cramp. At no point in the movies duration does it ever reveal some sort of rational plot nor theme behind it. I give this film a 3.4 and award the director no points and may god have mercy on his soul.

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Stay tuned for Next week’s segment where we rank Hollywood’s best Trilogies.