Drinking is fun all on it’s own, but kicking off the festivities with a good toast can really set the mood right, regardless of the occasion. Here’s a list of some of our favorite toasts that we’ve come across. Have any favorites of your own that aren’t on the list? Comment below or submit to OfficeJockeys@gmail.com.
Cheers to Wealth and Good Fortune
May our Children have wealthy parents.
May all your ups and downs be under the covers
To Hell. May the stay there be as enjoyable as the way there.
Be Good. If you can’t be good, be safe. If you can’t be safe, then name it after me.
– Grandpa’s favorite
Here’s to staying positive and testing negative.
Cheers to Love and Good Company
Never Lie, Steal, Cheat, or Drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
– Will Smith from the movie Hitch
To the kisses we’ve snatched and vice versa.
Health to those I love, wealth to those who love me.
Here’s to Friends and Family who know us well, but love us just the same.
May our friendship never fail, may we always be kind. I’ll post your bail, if you post mine.
Wise, Kind, Gentle, Generous, Sexy…but enough about me. Here’s to you.
Cheers to Drinking
If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I’d swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the ocean’s not beer and I’m not a duck, so lift up your glasses and shut the fuck up.
Here’s to being single, drinking doubles, and seeing triples.
Another day another bender. No retreat and no surrender.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, and in water there is Bacteria.
– Ben Franklin
To Alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – all life’s problems.
– Homer Simpson
To The Weekend.
– Office Jockeys