Since the world is full of idiots who think it’s wise to eat bats…. we are all now soon to be quarantined.  The good news is, I’ve got a fridge full of beer and subscriptions to Netflix, Amazon, HBO and Hulu. Isolating yourself doesn’t sound all that bad now, eh? Below is a list of 12 films that are so bad, they’re good. This should get you through the weekend.

12.  Jack and Jill (2011)

Adam Sandler hasn’t been making the smartest movie choices as of late and this one kicks off our list. The movie involves a set of twins, whom are both played by Sandler. A horrendous accent performed by Sandler as well as lazy writing doom this film to number 12 on the list.

 

 

 

11. The Velocipastor (2019)

The title says it all. A godly man gets Prehestoric. I recommend you watch this one on high octane drugs as it was clearly written by someone on them. Still better than the last Jurassic Park movie.

10.  Teeth (2007)

The classic tale of a young women growing into herself. Except her lady parts have teeth with a big appetite. CHOMP CHOMP stay away boys.

9.  Sharknado (all of them )

These films are f***ng awesome! This franchise knows its market and thrives in it. Chainsaws, flying sharks and random cameo’s from high list celebrities’ make this film a must watch. If we survived these horrific tornadoes of sharks, we can get past Corona.

8. Rubber (2011)

Two hours of a rubber tire killing people. What more could you want while being quarantined?

7. So Undercover (2012)

Our girl Miley gets brand new sisters as she goes undercover into a sorority. What’s the saying? Sisters by choice but friends by fate? Its’ so bad yet I’ve watched in 6 times. Sisterhood, Sisterhood you and me, Chi- Omega for eternity!

6.  Emo the Musical (2017)

Highschool Muscial remix where everybody cuts their wrists and blacks their eyes. Hats off to you if you were able to sniff out that Hawthorne Heights reference.

 

5. Makkhi (2012)

A man dies and comes back to life as a fly. Yes, that is a real plot. Also, the film is not in English. Expand your horizons they say…. this will test that.

 

4.Cabin in the Woods (2012)

This film actually has a pretty steep cast, yet, it’s easily the dumbest thing I’ve seen. Be that as it may, you must watch it. The movie portrays the typical horror flick filmed in the woods but takes an absolute 180 half way through the film. Again, you may want to be licking glue sticks to get through this. Stay tuned for the surprise ending!

 

3.Hot Bot (2016)

Two boys come in contact with a sex robot and fall in love with her. When the makers want her back, things get a little bit sticky! Also, Angela from the Office is in here so, there’s that.

 

2. Knock Knock (2015)

Keanu Reeves is the man but I am perplexed on why he chose to star in this one. Two girls knock on a married mans door, seduce him and then ruin his life through an array of demented, twisted and oddly sexy ways. This film has lots of nudey scenes FYI so probably not one for the youths.

  1. The Human Centepede (all of them)

You all know this film… it’s a shit show and there is 3 of them. A trifecta of poo.

There you have it Jockeys, the list of movies nobody asked for. What got left off the list? Let us know in the comments.

 

written by Clarky

Written by Clarky