“A group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony”

Those were the words I saw come across my screen. A collection of words that I never in my wildest dreams could have imagined were real. But lo and behold we have reached the point in quarantine where there is a Facebook group, a very active one to say the least, that has almost 1 million members.

Elon Musk is 100% correct and we are living in a simulation. I have no idea what Zuckerberg’s original plans were when he started The Facebook but I’d be willing to bet my grandmother’s pinky that he did not envision a social network that allowed (potentially) millions of grown humans to interact with each other while pretending to be ants in an ant colony.

This group is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I have spent the last 6 days researching and compiling information to report back, but its damn near impossible to keep up. As the days go on and the group grows, the posts and interactions seem more and more far fetched. There really aren’t words to describe what its like in this group, and lucky for you…I have pictures. Below is just a tiny peek into what the ant colony gossip is on the daily, and I can promise you that is just the very tip of the ant hill (see what I did there). I’m starting to become one of them, and that’s going to be a huge problem. Enjoy, and long live the QUEEN! L I F T ! F E A S T ! B I T E !