Holy shit, he’s back, he’s f***ng back!!!! 2020 has been nothing but gonad punches and horrific news. This is the first glimmer of hope we have for 2020. Sound the trumpets and eat a hardy meal as Dexter is back baby! To make up for the worst ending of all time, Showtime is brining us a ten episode insert of Dexter to finally wrap up our the worlds favorite serial killer. What will it be about?

Will it focus on him being a lumberjack in the woods? Is he going to join Musuka on a giant fetish freak parade? Who will be the next killer he hunts? Or does the police finally connect the dots and find out he was the bay harbor butcher!?

I feel like I’m in 5th grade shopping at TJ Max’s trying to hide a boner in my gym shorts right now. To say I am excited would be criminally an understatement. That’s it,  I’m clocking out of work and heading home to binge the shit out of Dexter.

I know not what the series will entail or when it will be released into the wild but here’s a quote from the director for your dirty minds to marinate on.

“Dexter is such a special series, both for its millions of fans and for Showtime, as this breakthrough show helped put our network on the map many years ago,” said Showtime Entertainment president Gary Levine. “We would only revisit this unique character if we could find a creative take that was truly worthy of the brilliant, original series. Well, I am happy to report that Clyde Phillips and Michael C. Hall have.”