It’s that time of the year again, where us humans celebrate the chilled winter Holiday’s surrounding ourselves with family, friends and copious amounts of alcohol. One thing we also surround ourselves with is love. That is, unless you are a sad single soul getting peppered with questions each Christmas asking why you loathe this holiday alone. Evidently, this Kazakhstani body builder had enough of the questions and shot his own shot. By shooting his shot, I mean he married a sex doll. Yuri Tolochko and his wife, Margo (sex doll) are redefining this crazy thing we all call love. Yuri is just stating what every 5″6 guy on Tinder is seeking, less talking and more connection.

“Couples need to talk less and connect more. With time and experience, Margo and I realized that it takes more than words to have a conversation.”

 

This Bonny and Clyde type couple actually met at a club and were scheduled to be hitched in March before that Rona sieged the economy. How she got into the club is an inquiry as mysterious as Blue f**ng clues but I digress.

Yuri and Margo are also avid into the bondage game. When their not binge watching 50 Shades Free and turning people into lamp shades, they partake in devious acts.

“I love being tortured, I can endure a lot of pain. I love to dominate too. Margo is capable of what other people are not capable of,”

Weather Yuri is a pioneer of the future or he is in fact the Zodiac Killer, that tale has yet to unravel itself. Worry not, us Jockeys will be monitoring his life (via Instagram) and shall keep all you grunt workers updates.