Last weeks picks went about as well as my sex life as of late. Anyways, here’s your picks. Record Last Week: 0-2-1 If having your gambling column debut record in week 1 resembling the Cleveland Browns’ record through three weeks isn’t humbling, I don’t know it is. Tampa […]
Uncle Ant, here. I want to let your mind sleep soundly tonight, so instead of flooding your subconscious with theories of the world behind the curtain, I want to teach you the universal secret of seducing the senses. Silent Riot can give you that bulky game day meal […]
Los Angeles. A city where the weather is as beautiful as the movie stars who venture there to make their start in the world. It’s a place that we associate with the “too good to be true” lifestyle we’ve come to envy as we watch our heroes in […]
When flying on a plane, I always make sure to book the aisle seat. You never know what kind of whacko you’ll be seated next to so it’s nice to have the option to lean into the aisle away from the weirdo who chose the middle the seat. […]
Normally I would be writing about how I tricked a girl into going on a date with me and how that date went badly. But on some rare occasions, I have a date that goes surprisingly well. This is one of those stories: Like most of my other […]
We have come to the time of the football season where meatheads all across this great country ask their fellow peers “Could Alabama beat _____?” Usually, the blank in the question above is reserved for the Cleveland Browns. This year, however, folks are asking that about our beloved, […]
Since the Double Down Daddy has been divorced and had to hang up the gambling spikes after losing his entire savings account at the local dog track, the parlay prince is here to pick up the slack. I’ll give you a minimum of three picks each Sunday, followed […]
I’d like to start this piece with stating that everything your about to read is ‘off the record’, which I’m not a lawyer (tho i do watch a shit ton of CSI Miami) but pretty sure means you can say whatever the bloody hell you want and not […]
https://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/chicago-cubs-theo-epstein-joe-maddon-payroll-kris-bryant-javy-baez-rebuild/ Okay, okay. Rick Morisey more than likely does not have a mangina, but we can’t be too sure, can we. Anyways, he poked an artery of mine today, so here’s a Cubs Cubicle Rant. I will tell you what, It is seriously time to start placing bets […]
The city of Cleveland has many great accomplishments. It’s the birthplace of Superman, Chef Boyardee, indoor shopping malls, the term “Rock and Roll”, and the modern day golf ball. It’s also home to a river that has caught fire 13 times (didn’t think that was even possible which […]
