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Don’t Graduate

After 5 years of vigorously kicking your liver, cholesterol and dignity square in the balls, the clock has struck midnight. The Cinderella story that is college, has come to a screeching halt and your post collegiate life looms ahead. If you were lucky enough to convince some corporation […]

Sloppy Sauce: Origins

There is no worse feeling than that violent phone alarm  finger blasting  it’s way deep into the crevices that is your ear hole. Each and every Monday begins the same way. The weekend Booze Hound you’ve digressed to in your early corporate life dreads this  moment every Sunday […]

Diet Starts Tomorrow

Since the dawn of ages, we as humans have been shoving items into our meat holes that we probably shouldn’t have. From the forbidden fruit of Eden to eating that 3rd hotdog for lunch, we as a species have utterly no control over what we consume and why […]

Dateless In Daytona

  Another year another sexless escapade in the butthole of America, Daytona, Florida. That’s right, the Office Jockey news team loaded up the RV and embarked on a quest to the deep gloomy pits of Daytona. If you’ve yet to experience the atrocity that is this great city, […]