You want to know one thing I love about flying? The airport. You may be thinking, what the hell are you talking about? Long lines, security checks that may as well be colonoscopy’s, not to mention layovers!? Sure, all that shit sucks but you know what doesn’t suck? […]
Bee stings, unwarranted male groping and modern day Adam Sandler films: Three vexatious parts of life we could all do without. You know what else we could do without? Running. Scratch that- all forms of cardio. I can’t speak first hand on the horrors of cardio as I […]
The Fight Against the Man I’m undefeated. That’s right, your boi remains a winner in my recent fight against the court of law. A wise man once said “good people do get arrested” and I don’t believe truer words have ever been spoken. While I did not get […]
Beach season is finally here. Unfortunately, your beach body is not. You promised yourself last year that this would be your year. You imagined yourself as king of the beach, strolling along with the shore with some Sports Illustrated type model. But the off-season has come and gone, […]
Ahhhhhh, The Atlanta Falcons. Primarily responsible for our early memes in 2017. The Atlanta Falcons used to hold the record for the largest blown lead in human history. Recently, The night king surpassed that as he blew a 3-1 lead in the critically acclaimed fictitious show, Game of […]
As you opened this link, the synopsis of this article should be rather straightforward. In the late fall of 2014, we decided to throw a “welcome to the farm” party. Now, this is no peculiar themed party amongst the collegiate and youthful folk. A time where everyone […]
Ever since the beginning of time, the hard bod, chiseled abs and having biceps larger than the spread of HIV in the 80’s has been the popular choice amongst the lady folk. Due to MTV and Ryan Gossling, this has become the female’s eye candy. What society calls the six-pack. Men […]
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