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Scratch Offs
Week after week, Galler and Double Down Daddy give you the best tips to bet all your money on the week’s football matchups. Maybe you win some money, maybe you don’t. It’s the fun of the game right? I too have fallen trap to these thrills, but I […]
Tom Brady Needs to Stop being an Asshole and Retire
No, it’s not completely official, but that asshole is coming back. Fresh off his 6th Super bowl, he now owns yet another record, the most Super bowl rings in NFL history. 41 years of age, 6 Super bowls and an elephantine of trophies, one would ponder, Tom should […]
Embarrassing Moments: Blindspot
Freshman year of college, I was fortunate enough to get a job at the university book store. You know that place you go at the beginning of every semester to spend all your money on textbooks? Sure I was workin for the man, but this was the perfect […]
Nicolas Cage: Uncaged
Once upon a time, two words carried some serious weight: Nicolas Cage.Now a days, that forgotten prominent name is just a gust in the wind. What the hell happened to Nicolas cage? Where did he steer wrong? Was it the Wickerman?Next? The sorcerers apprentice? To be honest, I think […]
Fight the Super Bowl Hangover: The SaltWater Flush
A treacherous weekend of extreme alcohol abuse followed by excessive Buffalo wings lie ahead after Super Bowl Sunday . Monday morning will be the death of you . Depression, regret and what will appear to be a permanent brain damaged hangover, will inhabit your body Human nature tell […]
An Ode to the Airport Bar
You want to know one thing I love about flying? The airport. You may be thinking, what the hell are you talking about? Long lines, security checks that may as well be colonoscopy’s, not to mention layovers!? Sure, all that shit sucks but you know what doesn’t suck? […]
A Knicks Life
gambling Galler gives his thoughts on the blockbuster trades
Game Day Series: Atlanta Ghetto Burger
This week we prepare for the Super Bowl, and with that, the end of our Game Day Series. It’s been a hell of a football season filled with cheating and a crippling offensive waist line. We ate together, we cried together, maybe watched some football, and then ate […]
Embarrassing Moments: Gym Class Hero
Flash back to 5th grade gym class. The beginning of every class we would have to do specific exercises to warm up the muscles and get the blood pumping. One of these exercises was the classic situp. For this particular exercise, we had to pair up with a […]
