In the year 1920, the United States would begin it’s journey through Prohibition, which would last until 1933. During this time, the nation would ban the production and distribution of alcohol, leaving the entire country sober…except for Kansas City. That’s right, these wonderful people chose to ignore the […]
A man remembers 3 days in his life: The day he gets married, the day he bears root to a child and the day he went to Wizard fest. For me, it’s not even a competition. My future wife, my future child won’t hold a mere light to […]
If you haven’t read my last memoir on how to better yourself and open the flood gates, check into that first. Now that you’re all caught up, lets get down to business. Being waxing salons are practicing reverse sexism and don’t offer the Brazilian wax to males, I […]
Dive balls deep into the realm of the renaissance as the Jockeys gather ground breaking coverage. Full video coming soon!
A quarter by quarter breakdown of the NFL’s biggest piece of shit team: The Carolina Panthers Quarter 1 Are you kidding me? These Seahawks refs!?? The replacement refs are back!!!! Instead of a fruitful 1st and goal, turn over on downs due to the clowns that are Goodell’s […]
The fact that I am breathing to write this article is a miracle. I promised myself if LSU lost I would drown myself….. But here I stand today still cringing to the fact that A&M somehow pulled off the win #fuckyourefs. But you know what you can’t […]
Monday, I got my Office Jockey Email subscription and had been called out by the ‘Double Down Daddy.’ I did not know this was coming, as far as I knew, he had hung up the spikes due to some bad beats. This is what made me start spewing […]
Green Bay. Home to one of the most loyal fan bases in professional sports. Unlike other NFL teams, the Packers are a non-profit organization owned by a community of over 360,000 shareholders. What do we call this elite group of NFL owners? Cheeseheads. For a fan base that […]
Thanksgiving, what a time. Endless turkey, excessive drinking, football and a day off of the hell we all know as work. What more could you ask for? Every year, I roll out of bed as hung-over as a giggly eyed 21-year-old girl who just swallowed 35 blowjob shots. […]
Science states the human body can not consume a gallon of milk in an hour. Well, Bill Nye can take his hypothesis and shove it up his ass because science is for nerds. The Jockeys are here to defy science. Feast your eyes upon Belly Boo as he […]
