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Booze Hounds: 5:01 P.M.

It’s Friday, 4:00, congrats, you’ve almost done it. The continual beating you take with each passing week from corporate America is about to be put on pause for two glorious days. A weekend packed with light -hearted pleasure followed by a Sunday morning of regret, anxiety and possibly […]

Don’t Graduate

After 5 years of vigorously kicking your liver, cholesterol and dignity square in the balls, the clock has struck midnight. The Cinderella story that is college, has come to a screeching halt and your post collegiate life looms ahead. If you were lucky enough to convince some corporation […]

Sloppy Sauce: Origins

There is no worse feeling than that violent phone alarm  finger blasting  it’s way deep into the crevices that is your ear hole. Each and every Monday begins the same way. The weekend Booze Hound you’ve digressed to in your early corporate life dreads this  moment every Sunday […]

Diet Starts Tomorrow

Since the dawn of ages, we as humans have been shoving items into our meat holes that we probably shouldn’t have. From the forbidden fruit of Eden to eating that 3rd hotdog for lunch, we as a species have utterly no control over what we consume and why […]