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The Retirement Plan

It’s the ultimate goal. What we all look for in a potential partner. Sure everyone will tell you they are looking for someone with a good personality and treats them right, but deep down they’re looking for someone with two qualities: Rich and Beautiful. After a long streak […]

Quarter Life Crisis

As I drunkenly barrel roll out of bed this morning, alone I might add. I reach for my pants to check if my phone is there, praying my bank account didn’t overdraft. Oh No! shit, shit shit balls. My pants are soaking wet. It’s okay, maybe you spilled […]

Let’s Get Medieval

It’s Monday. You’re in the one place you don’t want to be, your cubicle. You’re being called into meetings and asked to complete work that you have no desire to do. All you want right now is to go back to the day prior and crush beers while […]