About us

Just your stereotypical blog that strives to break down the barriers of the day to day grind that is corporate America. Get your daily fix while hiding from your boss in your beige cubicle crunching TPS reports. From the daily water cooler talk to failed diets, dating advice and surviving your first quarter life crisis, Office Jockeys has you covered. Subscribe above if you’re Racing to The Weekend!

 

 

Meet the Bloggers

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Clarky- Mistaken for Rudy more times than not, Meet Clarky. When he isn’t struggling with his weight and cubicle lifestyle, you can find him reliving the dream in bottom tier Beer League. Wild women, impeccable charm and phenomenal hair are attributes he is seldom known for. However, he is known to get overly aggressive when the Washington Capitals are on.

 

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Belly Boo- , Belly Boo serves as Office Jockeys competitive Eater. Training with 5 square meals a day, Belly Boo pushes himself to new horizons each and every meal. When he’s not clogging his arteries, you can find him attempting to wheel at the bar.

 

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Jonner Cones-  A former JV All-Star, turned pencil pusher. These days you can find him crunching numbers hunched over in his cubicle, and by numbers we mean minutes until the almighty 5:01 p.m. strikes. In his spare time Jonner enjoys singing out of tune, developing new hangover remedies and rearranging his Stevie Nicks shrine. Jonner is often mistaken for Ellen DeGeneres.

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The Temp- This is for all of you Jockeys out there who prefer to stay anonymous. blog your troubles away, all while keeping your identity, dignity and job secured. 

 

 

 

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Silent Riot– Introducing the King of the Cubicle. Good looking enough to get dates, awkward enough to ruin all of them. He’s just your average young professional looking for the perfect caffeine fix and a way to avoid turning thirty.

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The Parlay Prince-Known for his horrific gambling habits and devoted love for his Chicago Cubs, meet the prince of gambling. From AAF to Game of Thrones betting, this prince leaves every dollar of his paycheck up to chance. Catch the prince at the local waxing salon.