Category: Booze Hounds

The Friday Fire

It was just another tedious day at the cubicle, doing what I do best; getting aggressively shouted at by discontented clients. That is the hell that comes with working in customer service each and every day. Each night before I take my siesta, my mind becomes bull-rushed with […]

Mystery Tab

A bar tab.  A proud American staple that represents comradery, trust, and fellowship between bartenders and bar goers alike. While a bartender may keep your card to ensure there is no foul play, the tab represents a shared middle ground where there is mutual love and mistakes, made […]

The Road Trip to Hell

Operation Ruin Ely’s Life Much like the compulsion I felt when orchestrating the Fake Bachelor Party the day-to-day corporate lifestyle began to take a toll on me. Wake up, get verbally abused just to come home to zero female companionship. A shakeup was needed. Nay, a revitalizing event […]

The Fake Bachelor Party: Part 1

9 months deep into my corporate job, a quarter life crisis was struck upon me. In three short months marks the one year I officially graduated from college. Holy Shit. Excessive anxiety followed numerous panic attacks followed with the mere thought of this. It’s been almost one f***ing […]

Booze Hounds: 5:01 P.M.

It’s Friday, 4:00, congrats, you’ve almost done it. The continual beating you take with each passing week from corporate America is about to be put on pause for two glorious days. A weekend packed with light -hearted pleasure followed by a Sunday morning of regret, anxiety and possibly […]

Dateless In Daytona

  Another year another sexless escapade in the butthole of America, Daytona, Florida. That’s right, the Office Jockey news team loaded up the RV and embarked on a quest to the deep gloomy pits of Daytona. If you’ve yet to experience the atrocity that is this great city, […]