Category: Sexless In Seattle

Surviving the Instagram Blackout

On Wednesday, March 13th, the world went dark. For about 10 hours, people stopped scrolling through their feed and tapping those little heart buttons. During this time, instagram models couldn’t post pics of themselves modeling, and influencers couldn’t post pics of themselves…ummm…influencing? This wasn’t some sort of world […]

Cure the Hangover: Sex

Sex. For centuries it has been the world’s most favorite past time. It’s what we all strive to include in our daily routine. It’s why we spend so much of our time swiping on apps and going on shitty dates. If we don’t get enough of it we […]

Tiny Dancer

Halloween is a magical time. You get dressed up in the most ridiculous outfit and head out to the local bars to get wasted with other people who look just as crazy. If you’re lucky, you’ll even meet someone and fall under their Halloween spell, but be careful, […]

Wrong Number

It was just a normal Saturday. I was waking up late with a hangover and working up the strength to be productive. Then all of a sudden I receive a text from a number not registered in my phone. Talk about a pick me up. That hangover is […]

The Stinky Bandit

Now, before we get started, I know there are some people who’s cultures frown upon the use of deodorant or some people who for whatever reason have just decided against ever wearing deodorant. This article isn’t about you. This is for all the people who wear deodorant but […]

Date with a Liar

A few months back I matched with a girl on tinder. According to her profile she was a yoga instructor. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. That means she’s flexible, which is something I need in a woman for 30 seconds of missionary. I digress. We meet up […]