The Top Dog Contest
https://youtu.be/RnKeY02gyuM Hot dogs. Can't live with them, can't live without them am I right!? Join the Movement buy a tank [...]
I Like It HOT! Pepper Challenge
Another year, another Pepper Challenge. You know what that means, the Jockeys are back at in hopes to bring home [...]
The Pepper Challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggp42rMjlBU&feature=youtu.be Nothing says Thursday morning like a hot pepper am I right!? It takes a brave man with a strong [...]
Summer of CrossFit: The Horror
After taking a long and meticulous gander at myself in the mirror, depression sank in. The once chiseled 6th grade [...]
Cardio: The world’s most deadly Drug
Bee stings, unwarranted male groping and modern day Adam Sandler films: Three vexatious parts of life we could all do [...]
Get Fit Quick: The Wisdom Teeth Diet
Beach season is finally here. Unfortunately, your beach body is not. You promised yourself last year that this would be [...]
Quit the Diet. Fat is in!
Ever since the beginning of time, the hard bod, chiseled abs and having biceps larger than the spread of HIV in the [...]
Since the dawn of ages, we as humans have been shoving items into our meat holes that we probably shouldn’t have. From the forbidden fruit of Eden to eating that 3rd hotdog for lunch, we as a species have utterly no control over what we consume and why the hell should we? We’re the f****ng alpha species. We created fire, civilization, wrote the declaration of independence and stole the declaration of independence. You get the portrait I’m painting here. Ice cream cake for breakfast? Who the hell is stopping you? Drinks after work? Sign me up, the Gym will be there tomorrow. Eat what you want, drink what you want, exercise as little as you please. Shit, we don’t work out to get in shape, we work out occasionally to get fat slower. Life’s about balance my friends. Order that burger with a bun, substitute your caesar salad with cheese induced tater tots. Why? Because the Diet Starts Tomorrow. Check in weekly for competitive food competitions, failed diet attempts and much more.
Working up a bit of an appetite? You’re not alone. Send in your own stories, recipes and experiences to Officejockeys@gmail.com. Just put Diet Starts Tomorrow as the subject line and specify if you wish to be published or stay anonymous. Think you can handle a food challenge? send us your footage to be featured. Stay hungry my friends.