Diet Starts Tomorrow

Since the dawn of ages, we as humans have been shoving items into our meat holes that we probably shouldn’t have. From the forbidden fruit of Eden to eating that 3rd hotdog for lunch, we as a species have utterly no control over what we consume and why […]

Summer of CrossFit: The Horror

After taking a long and meticulous gander at myself in the mirror, depression sank in. The once chiseled 6th grade physique I once had, was replaced with flabby torso complimented with bitch tits. Due to treating my liver and arteries like a punching bag soaked in acid the […]

Sexless In Seattle

Sex? Never heard of her. Welcome to the commencement of our melancholy section- Sexless in Seattle. Having trouble with women? Do your hands and body perspire profusely on dates? Experiencing mild to severe panic attacks in the atmosphere of women? Have you not been laid since the last […]

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