Diet Starts Tomorrow

Since the dawn of ages, we as humans have been shoving items into our meat holes that we probably shouldn’t have. From the forbidden fruit of Eden to eating that 3rd hotdog for lunch, we as a species have utterly no control over what we consume and why […]

Sexless In Seattle

Sex? Never heard of her. Welcome to the commencement of our melancholy section- Sexless in Seattle. Having trouble with women? Do your hands and body perspire profusely on dates? Experiencing mild to severe panic attacks in the atmosphere of women? Have you not been laid since the last […]

Office Jockeys: Who We Are

Are you someone who was catapulted into the real world without the slightest indication of the horrors that awaited them? Maybe you wake up every morning knowing the best part of your work day is the morning poop you take at the office. Perhaps,  you’re just anxiously awaiting […]


      The Worm– Often mistaken for the Zodiac Killer, Meet the Worm. With an uncanny resemblance of a young Ron Jeremy, the Worm is always wiggling his way into debauchery. The Worm now travels the globe raising anarchy from country to country. When the Worm isn’t […]