The winter chill has finally arrived and it’s ugly sweater season. Hit the eggnog hard this season with our favorite motto, The Diet Starts Tomorrow. This statement isn’t just a middle finger to the KETO movement… nay, it’s a way of life.

Perfect for stuffing that tummy with too much food, Busch Latte’s and bad choices.

Ho Ho Ho Jockeys


100 percent cotton


Fits true to size