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The War on Flavored Juul Pods

The year is 1971, and Richard Nixon has just declared a war on drugs. It has now become harder for drug cartels and junkies alike to do business with each other. Fast forward 48 years later and that same war is raging today, but as of November 15th, […]

Summer of CrossFit: The Horror

After taking a long and meticulous gander at myself in the mirror, depression sank in. The once chiseled 6th grade physique I once had, was replaced with flabby torso complimented with bitch tits. Due to treating my liver and arteries like a punching bag soaked in acid the […]

Dateless In Daytona

  Another year another escapade in the butthole of America, Daytona, Florida. That’s right, the Office Jockey news team loaded up the RV and embarked on a quest to the deep gloomy pits of Daytona. If you’ve yet to experience the atrocity that is this great city, life […]